(ON WITH THE SHOW! Thank God and Greyhound that we kicked that flu bug right away. You know, what with my own personal tech support, Mommy, coming over to give my computer the flu shot)
As all parents know, bribery works on small children. Here I've put Sammy's toys slightly out of reach. Now all she has to do is either start creeping towards them or slap me silly and demand that I hand them over to her pronto.